ZEV Bars
A Meal Replacement Option
Whether you’re too busy because you’re on that grind, hiking to the top of Machu Picchu or Potato Chip rock, or just plain too lazy to make yourself something healthy to eat, ZEV meal replacement bars satisfy your hunger. Made with tasty, natural, healthy ingredients and a splash of love (heart hands) ZEV bars are a convenient choice to fill up and “eat away at” (pun intended) your daily nutritional goals.
With three delicious options, you can eat one for breakfast, one for lunch and one for dinner; every day, all year. No really, you should. They’re hella filling and frickin’ tasty.
Visit your local health food store and get your ZEV Bar replacement meals today.
Or we can meet at the northwest corner of Old Town park behind the giant Eucalyptus tree, around 1AM, and do the deal. Your call…
The PB&J
Spiral down a rabbit hole of nostalgia when biting into the classic PB&J meal replacement bar. You’ll be transported back to a childhood memories filled with corduroy pants, absentee parents, cigarette smoke and the soft tunes of Neil Diamond. Enjoying the taste of a PB&J bar - filled with steel cut oats, chia seeds, shredded coconut, protein powder, dried cranberries, creamy peanut butter, honey, Red raspberry pie filling, and sunflower seeds - will make you say “Dy-no-mite!”
ZEV Bars!! Voted best meal replacement option in the 16000 to 18500 Block, Northeast Poway, CA for the month of April, 2025
The Works
The original ZEV meal replacement bar. It helped defeat Communism!! When Babushka Malka (a.k.a. “Hazev”) needed something quick, tasty and healthy to fill the bellies of the Soviet resistance, she whipped up a batch of oats, dark chocolate, chia seeds, shredded coconut, protein powder, hemp seeds, dried cranberries, creamy peanut butter, vanilla extract, and maple syrup. It had the dissidents saying "Vkusnyy, vkusnyy!” Now you, too, can know what it tastes like to resist the Red Army in the 1970s.
The PB Supreme
Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription... is more peanut butter. LOL, ROFL, OMGIJCMP. So take two PB Supreme and call me in the morning. You’ll be feeling fine in no time with a PB Supreme; made of oats, peanut butter, peanut butter chips, chia seeds, protein powder, peanut butter, pine nuts, creamy peanut butter, maple syrup, and vanilla extract. And did I mention peanut butter?
Reviews
Please submit reviews, comments, and questions to zev.bars.support@gmail.com
“I had the PB Supreme and thought it was just “okay”. But I don’t really like the taste of peanut butter so… I also think that cats are really man’s best friend.”
— Daniel S. from Scripps Ranch, CA
“I’ve tried all three and they are amazing! Best I’ve ever had! If you disagree, you’re mid, no cap. My dad is the best and I love him. And no, my dad totally didn’t write this review.”
— Noah D. from Poway, CA
“I had bought my first ZEV bar for a sunrise hike up Devil’s Slide. Soon, into my hike, I found myself in the crosshairs of a full grown, male, mountain lion; and it looked hungry! Without many options, I threw my PB Supreme at the cat, hoping that would distract it. The beast quickly ate the bar. Incredibly, the mountain lion’s hunger appeared sated. It continued to follow me for the rest of the trek. Then, at the top of the San Jacinto mountains, we both watched the sunrise; sharing thoughtful, knowing glances and occasional tender touches. Eventually I bid the wild beast a good day and made my way back down the mountain. I never got a taste of the ZEV bar, but I’m confident in saying, mountain lions think their delicious.”
— Prof. Choochenberg, from Ramona, CA
“At first, I was hesitant to try ZEV bars. I have Crohn’s disease so I’m very cautious about what I put into my body. But what the heck. I tried all three and didn’t soil my pants. Two thumbs up for me.”
— Dean T. from Del Mar adjacent
“I work in the ER at a local hospital, in downtown San Diego. My days and nights are spent saving lives and extracting foreign objects out of orifices they shouldn’t be in. Rarely do I have time to sit down for a proper meal. I love ZEV bars; they’re delicious, healthy, and a convenient way to fill me up to get me through my shift.”
—Maya S. from San Diego, CA
“The Works tastes amazing. While I am a big fan of Communism (if done correctly), I’d gladly hand over my hammer and sickle for a months supply of Zev bars.”
—Sarah W. from Poway, CA
“I had The PB&J right before Passover dinner. it was a miracle! I lasted the whole seder without getting hangry. Elohim yavrech otech Babushka Malka.”
—Miriam K. from Porter Ranch, CA
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